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Marissa
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Keeps the air conditioning in. Pays for itself in three years, two if we don’t keep going in and out of Mexico all the time.

2018: “Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun!” - Donald Trump

Yeah I mean he wasn’t against freedom of speech. He wasn’t in favor of discrimination. He wasn’t in favor of bigotry. He wasn’t really against social welfare programs.

He had it comin’

“Thank you for joining us for this service. You know, they always tell you not to say negative things about a person at their funeral.

This has really been a highlight of his administration. In death, he has finally achieved the level of professionalism expected from the president of the United States.”

Thanks for the explainer for this city kid! Today was a “TIL" day indeed.

If a racist falls in a debate and no one’s around to hear it, does it make a sound?

First I have to get out of the grays.  *pout*

If someone then breaks this law and, say, kills someone, would that make him Police Chief Culpable?

“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Shouldn’t he be sending his goons out to fight Daredevil right now?

Bunyips are loathsome beasts. Yowies, on the other hand, I don't mind.

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Fucking bunyips. Damned things gave me nightmares as a child:

Good on you for chucking bunyips in there. Wildly underrated creatures.

OMG THIS IS MY SURPRISED FACE

The Best Democracy Money Can Buy – Greg Palast & team

a stale pale male

“like a fish doesn’t see the water.”