Welcome to Australia.

I don’t think the congregants are allowed to read. The pastor just passes along the information he wants them to “know.”

Well ... yeah.

Election Night Cocktail

I was going to suggest following the example of the assholes who occupied the wildlife refuge. Send them dildos and butt plugs, but no lube. Alternatively, send them lube, but put chilli oil in it

It wasn’t going to be food. Mostly guns, ammo, copies of the Art of the Deal in Spanish and vcr tapes of Trump rallies

“And I would have gotten away with it too, if I hadn’t registered the domain under my own name!”

Shouldn’t this comment be written in Wampanoag?

True!

This is not my story, but my best friend’s, and I’m sharing with his blessing. (Re-post from last year.)

Apparently not. Maybe they think that doesn’t happen to decent women.

We send the Enterprise back in time for the whales.

Speaking of needy black hole, Trump operates much like that artificial black hole in the 90ies sci-fi horror flick Event Horizon. Anyone touched by it/him is sucked into the hell dimension and comes out all wrong and messed up.

Of course they’re going ahead with the vote, when have the Republicans ever asked for consent?

Now, someone needs to carve that into a mountain, so when they find the remnants of our civilization, they’ll know exactly fucking why. 

I wish I could double-star for those exact reasons.

He's a babbling idiot! 

I had to turn it off, I was starting to have a panic attack-hyperventilating, sweating, headache. I still can’t believe this is real. How the fuck is Humperdoo running the country?

I agree with all the points you make ... was it Shakespeare ... whose character said, “he doth protest too much ...”  ... and further, in a way that works badly against his credibility.