Possibly! It is normal to include a ban from all elected offices at any level as part of the punishment, but like most aspects of the procedure, it’s up to the Senate at the time to decide. And when has Yertle done anything remotely normal?

I get the feeling their office in general is just sloppy. Like all the executive orders are stored in one old overstuffed manilla folder that currently has a dirty coffee cup on it full of cigarette butts. There’s duct tape on the carpet and everybody is always short on office supplies because nobody wants to go into…

FIBA catches fibber, pee reveals pa, forward must take step back.

Of course they will. They never fail to order the shit sandwich. Sure, they complain when their order comes, but that never stops them from ordering the same shit sandwich next time.

This explains why all the stores are running out of jackboot polish.

If the red hatters get to ignore Trump’s many, many sins, from p* grabbing to hamberders, we get to ignore Sen. Warren's momentary lapse of reason. 

I’m concerned she hasn’t trotted out the “Bish, where is my money?” angle sooner, but I feel certain she’ll get to it after the primaries.

I saw it in the treat about Mexico releasing the ‘details’ of the so called new trade deal with US. Trump had refused to give them himself (likely had no idea what was in it) and bluffed maybe Mexico should come out it with it first.

His secret service code name is Wayne Carr on this visit.

In a related story, Trump was extremely disappointed to learn the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise wasn’t at the base, having been decommissioned 7 years ago, because he was really looking forward to meeting Captain Kirk and the guy with the funny looking ears. 

“Some if you will die on the battlefield of another unnecessary foreign war!” Encouraging speech, Mike.

If they’re not grown in the San Marzano region, they’re just “sparkling tomatoes.” I thought everyone knew that.

It’s a real catch twenty-douche.

yeah, i hear that. asking is vulnerability. something with which these dudes have precious little experience. it feels scary.

One thing’s for sure, it wasn’t fellow loon Betsy DeVos.

My god, I think this represents the opening of the fifth seal in the book of revelations. Welp, only two more to go.

Hopefully it will piss off a lot of people who might otherwise have voted One Nation in the upcoming election as well. ScoMo has FINALLY, very reluctantly, agreed to put One Nation last on preferences. Which will piss off a lot of One Nation supporters who will likewise last-preference the LNP, and that may well cost…

The argument presented is that unless these young people are exploited then they won’t be hired. Which is confusing since then the youth unemployment rate would be far higher than 12%. It’s also assuming that if you’re in this age range you must be seeking a part time job which is asinine.

I was at the salon a few weeks ago, and old white woman in chair next to me was talking about how much she liked Bohemian Rhapsody and The Green Book. My immediate thought at the time when looking at her, “sounds about right.”