It’s interesting that the more bag-of-hair stupid someone is, the more they proudly identify with a smart character, as though liking a fictional character conveys wisdom or smarts.

Warning - Also spoilers

I have like three racist bones in my body. I’m always complaining about them, but the rest of the bones won’t do anything about it. Two of them are real assholes and one of them is passive aggressive as shit. I don’t know, every time I think about yanking them out the other bones get all protective. Deep down, I…

Thanks, but Brock and Rusty get worried if I talk to you, so let’s keep this on the down low.

I’m dying.

Any truth to the rumor that WH staffers have covered up all the mirrors, because Trump keeps on attacking that other president?

I fail to see how anyone could AVOID making that joke! Naked lady jokes really write themselves, and they’re hilarious to anyone who isn’t between the ages of 12 and 20.

I just love that you can almost cause a car wreck during a road trip by pointing excitedly out the window and cooing, “Ooooh, look! A whole FIELD full of naked ladies!”

well, duh. right now, elderly care facilities have to carry all this abuse insurance and this will let them drop it, totally lowering elderly care cost. because they’ll totally pass any savings along.

Damn how entitled do you have to be to be butthurt about not being a KING? Bitch, do you know how kings are made? Not by being a whiny lil jerk, I’ll tell you that much...

But Australia is always happy to oblige :)

I mean, you’re just objectively wrong. I’m a straight dude and even I get a little hot and bothered by Mr. Elba.

We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers.

Diet Nazi. Zero swastikas. Full white power taste.

>It’s not Catholic doctrine to give a portion of income to the Church?

Oh, I knew that. Still took you a while to prove it. And the first guy didn’t even bother. I also tease doorknockers, apparently I got blacklisted by two different Kingdom Halls.

That could literally be applied to something occurring everything this administration does every single fucking day.

You left out the best quote: McConnell’s former COS calling the decision to run those ads “so dumb it’s amazing we even have to have the conversation.”

I am also really pissed (not pissed enough to abandon the party or abandon the country to 45 and his gang of zopilotes) at liberals that keep saying that we need to embrace a more liberal message to appeal to working class whites. What the fuck do they mean by it? Do they want us to lie to them about the manufacturing…

While I fully applaud slamming the proverbial door on Orange Fruitcake’s visit attempt, I’m a little sad we won’t get to witness: