That, and start matching the quality of your questions to the quality of the responses. Garbage answers deserve garbage questions.

According to my privately commissioned and unpublished survey results, 0% of people that are me are interested in either a Christian-themed fun park or a rodent-themed fun park, and 100% of those same people are interested in a gin-themed Netflix-driven weekend at home.

Hold on, Liberals are Republicans? Australia really is upside down.

That sword is actually a poisonous snake. In Australia they have evolved sharp metal carapaces.

I’d flip this one around; why are white killings so varied and insane?

GNU Terry Pratchett.

Gah! I refuse to pay for Foxtel. I have Netflix and Stan but still the good stuff is always on Foxtel. I really want to watch the new season of Wentworth, but nope.

You could send the two moppets to talk with him, with a knife, or take out his tongue, with a knife; with a bigger knife.

*goes to google*

I have definitely read some Henchman 21/24 slash fic in my day.

Henchman 21's true love is Henchman 24.

Elevators never arrive when he is waiting for one, and escalators are always broken when he is around. He always, always, always has to take the stairs.

Its science - at any time you are no further than 10 feet away from a rape apologist!

Mr. Lockerupagus

This is like giving Jeffrey Dahmer the Best Experimental Chef of the 20th Century award.

Do not. Do not even put that out there.