The impeachment of Bill Clinton for a blowjob is when American politics “jumped the shark.”

Clinton isn’t honest at ALL.  That was her core problem.  Even when she tried to say what she thought people wanted to hear, no one believed what she was saying.

He also promised to eat his vegetables. He’s also like, seriously sorry (he got caught).

That’s just The Celtic Way™ 

Who fucking said whom I voted for? Did you look over my shoulder in the booth?

Spoken like a true Hillary dead-ender. Any time someone dares to point out what a failure the Clinton vision has proven to be, they must be a Russian bot.

Dems don’t need a “cool candidate” you reductive dipshit. We just proved we will no longer vote for people like Hillary who have a D next to their name for no reason and act like they have an R there.

This has been your White Sox Minute (of disappointment).

One can only hope his absence from the air is as restorative of his mental health as it is ours.

My mom’s old SAAB key would open other SAABs of her model, occasionally. That’s not the most astounding part.

Yup.  I know you’re being snarky, but there’s decent chance they released his name so the media could investigate his background and discover he had a couple DUIs or some other criminal record.  That way he’s a less sympathetic victim.  

I miss this guy making picks:

Better than Subway!

As a native of the 561, I would rock the FUCK out of some West Palm Beach Albion gear.

Glad my hometown is doing the lord’s work.

I was born and raised in WPB and lived in Miami for 7 years and this guy needs to STFU.  He has no idea what he’s talking about.

Just for reference, the Hebrew word on the Brandeis school seal is “emet” which means truth.

100 bucks per pair isn’t THAT good of a deal.  I never pay more than 50 for mine (or AG or Hudson or Diesel) but that’s from clearance racks.

100 bucks per pair isn’t THAT good of a deal.  I never pay more than 50 for mine (or AG or Hudson or Diesel) but…