I don’t know, do you really think it’s a weird complex? Kind of a reactionary and biased diagnosis from Deadspin’s resident mental health expert/wrestling SME. And now that we’re on the subject, do you really think one (now two) internet posts regarding how seriously wrestling fans take their non-musical theater…

This shoe is a tacky mess and anyone who buys it is wasting their money. The tongue is fugly and the green shoe laces look like leftovers from hiking boots that didn’t sell.

Writing exclusively for her new blog, Poosh

Who says there’s no good club soccer in July?

Kourtney should just stfu. She sounds more insufferable than goop, and, btw, “poosh"? Seriously? That's the best her people could come up with? It's pitiful!

Someone please tell Billy Eichner not to speak for Beyoncé.

You may have nailed the most important reason why women’s sports don’t get as much monetary support as men’s:

(slow clap) way to make this tragedy about you.

Counterpoint: fuck Chris Paul. trade him to the Washington Generals. 

STFU

Who are we kidding - Paul will still miss half the season and SGA will have all the time he needs to develop.

Free Chris Paul

Translation: we were facing foreclosure, so we diverted funds to settle with our creditor rather than using the money for it’s intended purposes. 

America has always been socialism for the rich and capitalism for the poor. This is why banks need billion dollar handouts when they commit a series of crimes that destroy the world’s economy, but regular people getting foreclosed on because they can’t afford their hospital bills need to learn fiscal responsibility.

Clearly, you don’t live in the South. 

“Too much work with no pay off. And no payouts.”

I want to get a Kickstarter going to pay for Charles Oakley to sit next to that assclown for just one game. One will be all he’d need to put a stop to that sideline fuckery

Omg I was also in Japanese office hell for two years. Some other things I hated: