Yeah, count me in as one of the many players who were super relieved to find that the whole RC store mission crap was optional.

Fyre Festival Teams of the Major Sports Leagues:

This dumb dumb team. This goddamn Fyre Festival of a sports franchise.

“It’s fucking crist-al. Everything else is PISS.”

“It’s fucking crist-al. Everything else is PISS.”

I can’t believe how far down I had to scroll to find this. Crystal is great. The best. A friend gave me a case of it for Christmas.

I can’t believe how far down I had to scroll to find this. Crystal is great. The best. A friend gave me a case of it…

Coming here to say just this.  I LOVE this one!

Coming here to say just this.  I LOVE this one!

as others have said, i switch up hot sauces depending on what i’m eating and have several favorites, including tipatio, louisiana, chipotle tobasco (awesome in bloody marys), sriracha. here in chicago there’s a place called heinie’s that has a great hot sauce that’s a brighter-than-pepto pink color (it’s available on…

as others have said, i switch up hot sauces depending on what i’m eating and have several favorites, including…

1.) Mick Foley is his real name, so why the quotes? (Well, Michael Francis Foley is his real name, but you get me.)

Might wanna actually read the article dude.

How is it shitting on him? He was just too green to be in that situation and I explicitly said that he and Foley smoothed over the issue months later.

Allen: How bad is it doc?

I haven’t watched wrestling for a long time, so I will defer to the more devout of you, but it seemed to me that “Mean” Gene was the most important aspect making wrestling feel legitimate. He was the barycenter of respectability around which all the insanity could orbit.

Came here for this. RIP both of them. Also great ad libbing by Randy Savage with the balance quip. 

Greg is a psychopath. Slow your roll, dude. It’s conditioner and she donated to the fucking homeless.

This is probably just God’s way of reminding us that Brian Kelly sent a kid up on a scissor lift in 50 mph winds and got him killed.

I still have one of these they gave out at a Marlins game during the South African World Cup.  I may have to bust it out for a game this season.

after headliner Jon Jones was found to have a small trace of a banned substance in his blood

I halfway expected the shot to pan out to reveal he's carving up a teenage boy.

Did someone say smoked meats?