Arena events featuring aging, balding fat guys beating each other up is what will revitalize the heartland and bring places like Kokomo, Indiana into the 21st century economy. 

“Now, according to Stephen A. Smith, Gilbert’s not actually all that broken up about this, because he’ll finally ‘get my team back’.”

ESPN reporters out here ordering $8 bottles of water

I am not surprised that someone who looks like he hasn’t read a book also doesn’t know what a magazine is.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

My take on it is that it wasn’t “good”, but it was entertaining, like, 10 times more entertaining than it had any right to be.

In NJPW, the main event is almost always the best match of the night. By contrast, the main event of Wrestlemania the last few years has been a mouth fart.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

Mike Diaper is comically underseeded.

Oh, it’s very good... but a serious time commitment — I think the Macho Man episode was something like 4 hours. It’s called Something to Wrestle. Unfortunately, it makes the most sense to listen in order (so that you get side references and the myriad voices he does throughout). but well worth the time. I’m still on…

With a quick stopover in barber college.

The poor maligned Brown Recluse Spider, fated to forever be blamed for MRSA infections in places where they can’t even be found.

Same difference.

Better: OKADA runs in to challenge the winner.

Do you mean the Beach Boy? This is the former Giants reliever.