Sun Sphere, Sun Sphere, Sun Sphere!

It’s always been like this. Doesn’t matter if they win or lose, people are going to Cubs games to get shitfaced in the stadium and at the bars just steps away outside. There’s pretty much zero parking in that area, so people just get on the Red Line or take the bus there and back. The bars are overcrowded and the…

No shit, everyone’s acting like he overcame cancer! More like “self-inflicted arrogant asshole finally wins another game a decade later”

You fools! Toad doesn’t have genitals. They reproduce with a cloud of spores!

The New York Roughriders

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

This story gives me heartburn. Quick. I need some...

“Unless his leg fell off last season” is a pretty significant risk for a running back on a one-year deal.

Nah. They’ll cast Candice Cameron Bure just to piss her off.

I don’t feel bad for the kids at all. They had every possible advantage in life (including parents who were filling to commit crimes on their behalf) and they still couldn’t get accepted to decent colleges? Cry me a river.

Maybe it was all a ploy to revive her career

is at, like, 10 p.m. on a weeknight. Will there still be a dozen 99-year-old customers blocking the aisle with Rascal scooters, all of them paying by money order? You bet.

Your wording reminded me of this:

Pretty sure the naked guy is Senator Rick Scott. 

This site has an extremely weird fetish for AD going to the Lakers and there have been schizophrenic pieces since the trade request both acknowledging how bad the Lakers are and pillorying the Pelicans for not jumping at the chance to take the same junko players which make the Lakers so bad. It’s very, very strange…

Ummm, you don’t want to be there? Don’t sign the extension. Let’s not forget that he committed to 2 more years with the Pels. 

Alex Jones and Andy Dick? That sounds amazing.

You keep harping on the baby saints fans while they literally spent all day yesterday partying while deadspin spent the day posting whiny baby blogs.