All very true. I do my best not to operate under the false impression that toting around my crotch-spawn entitles me to any kind of special treatment. No doubt, the majority of parents are aware of this, and we are generally pretty mortified when our kids start to act out in public. At-least I know I am.

Adults cause more issues on planes than babies.

Moved to Wisconsin a few years ago. Start with the Packers ownership.

Bears fan here. Go ahead with the Packers ownership.

Ideally all the owners would be guillotined, with the possible exception of packers' ownership, so I don't think that's quite right.

SPOILERS!?!?!

kill yourself

Never forget this is the man that White people wanted to run the country. 

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

I often wonder if 2019 feels just as exhausting as 1968 must have felt for my parents.

Do you live in Australia?

He has no mouth, but he must scream.

Hey everyone, Norm’s here!

I’d like to see more study on what people are thinking of when they decide what “10" on a 1-10 scale means to them. Is it the worst pain they’ve ever felt themselves, or are they picturing some Mel Gibson-esque live intestine removal? Is their personal pain scale linear or logarithmic?

I’m not a fan of handball being given were there’s no intent and no real advantage.

Exactly right. VAR did its supposed job today — it’s that rule that seems a bit nuts. 

VAR sucks more than not having VAR sucks, and it is actively sucking enjoyment and fun out of the game. (And before I hear some bullshit, I am a neutral w/r/t to the Prem.)

Every time a Deadspin take insinuates than Man City was somehow screwed by a ticky tack VAR decision in the UCL, I’ll be here to stridently disagree. Kun was clearly offside and the ball only went to him because Bernardo significantly deflected Eriksen’s ill advised pass. Today was entirely different. VAR was…

If Ryan was the one who went down, then the headline would have been “Dan Quinn is a Fucking Idiot”.

This. I don’t know if you mean uncooked even, but as someone who grew up working on a farm corn season was always my favorite, and boy was I surprised to find that raw corn right off the stock is arguably even more delicious then cooked. Granted, we used to get pretty high in the corn field, but I stand by the…