As opposed to this comment which didn’t stay on topic and forced in criticism of another article. 3/10 (no spelling errors)

One decent sized horde wanders through, loses an insignificant number of members, and the minefield is no more

I think the more important question is: Who in the world put the Minefield there? Who had mines in the first place? Why?

I never understood why bikes haven’t been a thing on the Walking Dead

Well you’re just going to need to try harder, aren’t you. By the end of this quarantine, I want you to be able to eat at least two, if not three cabbages at a clip. 

Scourgebringer looks cool. But my problem with roguelites is that I often end up hitting a wall (often a boss) and eventually get bored when I just cant get farther. I am probably just not good enough for these kind of games.

I think if someone goes on enough first dates to have a “power move” that might go a long way towards explaining why they have to go on so many first dates.  Cough.  

The thought of ever going on enough first dates to have a “first date power move” is actually terrifying. I just don't understand some people.

Making games hard is one thing, arbitrarily punishing players for making mistakes is another. The fact that a lot of games (Celeste in particular comes to mind, but also things like Meat Boy and VVVVVV) are generous with checkpoints and let you basically try again almost immediately after failing makes them still feel…

The ownership rights of powerful billionaires must be preserved against the unlawful duplication of their law-decreed property, AS decreed by the laws that they used their wealth and power to influence government to pass!

Shut. the. fuck. up. Troll.

But...Spongebob has more nuanced writing and a tighter plot...

Soylent Green’s Stray Observations: Music Man Will Never Get to the Fireworks Factory Edition:

Arsenal fans, probably because they are unfamiliar with managerial change, have yet to fully turn on the manager, and instead have made Xhaka—a damn good player whom Emery does no favors with the team’s playing style and line-up decisions—the focus of their ire. The players, however, are less blind and reportedly are…

I’m rooting for Sanchez to get a ring. Then all five Tigers starters from the 2014 team that flamed out in the ALCS will have won World Series titles after leaving Detroit and that bottle of Jameson in my liquor cabinet can be consumed in one night with justification.

Thanks but I’ll stick to my single player JRPGs. My days of getting stomped on by pre-teens ended... actually that never happened and I’d like to keep it that way. If I become famous I’ll just come out as a Dragon Ball and Naruto fan, it works wonders for Michael B. Jordan.

I appreciate that my “I think that 70 years of conflict has resulted in a complicated situation with bad actors on both sides” position on this issue has me dangerously outside the mainstream on these sites but for what it’s worth I don’t think anyone should be punished or reprimanded for supporting BDS even while I…

Nice detour on israel; note that no one actually brings up what China is doing to it’s Muslim population because no one wants to upset them and jeopardize business interests with the world’s second largest economy. 

Wow every person on Kinja trying to improve on this has to go WITH Bryan to jail. Sorry.

For the sake of future generations, we need to gather up however much of this you’ve made, and all records of it, and then put it at the bottom of an abandoned salt mine. And then we have to dynamite it closed. We cannot let this get out.