George Carlin said it best: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

This implies that it is possible to have too many pho restaurants. That’s like saying you can have too many taco trucks.

What’s “well deserved” about this blowback? The man earns his money and can spend it how he wants. This is no different from the racist garbage British tabloids run about how Raheem Sterling spends his money, the difference is the lack of racism.

That’s not really a fair comparison, taking one team’s worst match and comparing it to another’s best. Don’t forget that City has a loss against Palace this season.

I admit Tottenham are dark horses but they were nearly perfect last month and I thought could have at least been mentioned as PL contenders. That Wolverhampton loss was a bummer though.

Shh shh Spurs don’t count because, uh, zero signings? And something something Poch to United.

Spurs!

There were like 4 Spurs stories between yesterday and today! Some new striker named Derozan who went off. 

Did you come up with that on the spur of the moment?

I believe it’s the San Antonio Harry Kane Team

Well, don’t be so coys. Who are they?

They looked good last night. But long term without Kawhi Leonard, they will struggle to compete.

“Pool Boys” isn’t a thing. Stop trying to make it one.

Can’t do that. Billy’s gunners would look like the second fiddle in north London that they are

I wonder if Deadspin will ever discuss the third team in the title race.

“Would anyone really have a problem with a dad taking a toddler girl into the ladies room?”

Can we figure out a way to kill Twitter once and for all? Look how many links above lead to a tweet? How many horrible horrible takes are facilitated by the way that Twitter makes it easier than any other social media platform to share and respond to. How terribly it’s used by President Cheetohead?

If I’m looking to watch video I’ve gone to YouTube or an equivalent site. I essentially never watch the ‘home grown’ videos on any of the tech blogs or other sites like this I follow.  If they’re embedding someone else’s short videos or trailers I might watch it but video is used extremely inefficiently to communicate…

Totally understandable, however for me there’s basically no situation where this is a video I’m going to choose to spend 80 minutes listening to/watching.  I really dislike how many things are just jammed in videos these days.

According to Bernthal, he’s proud to play a character whose symbol appears on the jackets and helmets of American soldiers fighting in foreign countries.