burnerburnsbright
BurnerBurnsBright
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You’re still way more likely to get hurt driving to/from the game than at the game, but sure, let’s use emotional reactions to make policy, that’s worked super well post 9/11.

Real Estate tag please.

What a ticky-tack complaint.

Sports is entertainment.

Especially after a neighbor said that Tony was walking around the yard saying “Can’t beat her? I’ll Joiner!”

It’s not like he was poor before HBO gave him more money than he will spend in his life.

Morey is making his Official Statistical Champs banners as we speak.

Nobody has it worse than Arsenal.

Found Kobe Bryant’s account.

On release it will be an exclusive on Epic Games  and then pulled from their store three weeks later during their winter sale.

Can they live rent-free in each other’s head?

As a parenting editor you should know better.

Billy of all people should understand that being shitty at your job shouldn’t keep you from getting paid.

Do you like Deadspin’s soccer content? Want to read it even sooner?

I’m very much a libertarian

Regardless of what happens in the Champions League final, Spurs fans are spending the summer Alex Ovechkin-drunk, whatever you gooners are blathering on about will have to wait until fall.

The Rainbow Bridge is in Buffalo; there’s nothing humane about sending anyone there.

Sorry you aren’t allowed to watch the final now. 

IMO you delay the game and turns out you needed more time, tough shit.

I’m struggling to understand what “noncomputable” means. Is it that there is no “perfect” play, or that the researchers lack the computing power to discover the “perfect” play?