You should check out this new technology called a laptop. It’s a PC you can put...wait for it...on your lap, something you conveniently have with you both on the toilet and the train.

What’s good about it’s performance? Did it help old ladies cross the street? Shelter lost puppies? Provide Robert Muller with the damning evidence to impeach the President?

Did you know that going stale is not the only thing that happens to flavors when things age? Many beers are better with age, you’d be a fool to drink a lambic straight off the line, for example.

I’d like to invite you to star this comment:

Interesting, here in Buffalo, you can spend $20k on private schools, or you can move to the burbs where the schools are free, but you’ll spend at least $10k/year more in property taxes and your house costs more too (of course you’ll presumably get your higher housing costs returned when you sell, but from an annual…

If “dealing with” people of color gives you stress, you are afraid of people of color. Get your racist ass to the suburbs; that’s what they are for. Less stressful” is a good euphemism for “just us white people here” though.

Carabiner clip? Do I use that when I go to the ATM Machine, enter my PIN number and look at their LCD display to check the balance of my IRA account?

Are you afraid of people of color? Then yes, you should move to the suburbs; that’s why they were created in the first place.

To you easier means being responsible for transporting yourself, to many, the inverse is easier. The subway, which even in DC, is reliable, affordable and demands nothing of me (unlike a car, which needs to be parked, gassed, maintained and creates anxiety just by being one of my most valuable possessions which is…

Because nobody would watch. Also because nobody would attend. And because few countries would send their best.

Can you break that $50+ down for us? How long did you actually have the game?

1.) Consider making just a turkey breast. They can be rather large, so you can feed up to 10 adults with a larger one (somebody should check the maths on this), and they are much easier to make. Hell, consider two in lieu of a turkey, especially if your guests are all white meat whores.

My point exactly. Nobody FROM the area calls it that. But since DC is filled with transplants who think they are special and just discovered everything, lots of commenters want to argue with me about it. The term was coined in 1995 in an underground hip hop tape, gained more prominence as Craigslist shorthand “as in…

Calling it the DMV signals that you are new to the area. Literally nobody called it that before around 2000, it’s origin is 1995 in an underground hip hip tape:

That’s great that you moved to DC 10 years ago and have a new pet name for the place. That doesn’t mean it’s what people who are from DC called it or call it. The term wasn’t even cointed until 1995 and not used by anyone outside the underground hip hop community until 2000:

For the World Series the other two guys whose scores are on the left suck. 144? I’ve bowled a 144.

The DC metro is what the region is called by people from the region, people who moved here and act like they discovered it might call it the DMV.

Like I said nobody from DC (which were not and still are not) calls it that. Where are you from? Can I move there, make up a stupid name for it that incorporates several nearby areas and then claim that’s the name locals use?

“People” do, but people from DC do not.

DC or the suburbs. The DMV is where I wait for Selma to give me an eye exam. Literally nobody called it DMV before 2000, I’m convinced the moniker came about when some UVa frat boys were on their way to a Dave Matthews concert and were misheard: