Could be worse, they could look like they met up in the Bills’ parking lot before the game. #billsmafia

1.) Nobody from DC calls it the DMV.

I’m just surprised they didn’t help Watson transfer to Notre Dame.

Ironically, your final sentence should read:

Johan Santana is sad you forgot him.

The link in the text sends me to an off-brand mandoline for $20.

The link in the text sends me to an off-brand mandoline for $20.

I said “if you think...” so in order for it to be an attack on you, you agree that you take it too seriously and engage in stalking. Please stop, your horrible behavior is corrosive to this game and community.

All games are a waste of time, at least this one has people getting out of the house. As is commenting on Kotaku, so stop acting like 5 minutes of your life is precious.

If you think this article is about Resistance players being cheaters then you’re probably one of the people who takes this too seriously and engages in stalking behavior.

Ingress is also cooperative, just like PGo there are two factions, every player picks one.

“marked improvement” is almost by definition not “one of the best attackers. And of course at 19 he was 2 years into being “one of the best wide attackers in the Prem” per Billy.

Is there a name for your disability? The one that makes you incapable of writing about when Tottenham succeed in what’s easily the most newsworthy result from the week? Or was there just not a good /r/soccer/ post you could easily re-purpose?

The difference between fried and sunny side or over easy is substantial. I would send back a steak I ordered rare if it arrived medium well, same principle applies here.

No, no they don’t.

If your lifestyle choices are incompatible with a restaurant’s menu, the solution is not to lie to the restaurant, it’s to go to another restaurant.

Snyder: Anyone know an ap that can charge people to bring their phones to a game?

So you lie to people because you might have to talk to them?

No, you could have said “allergy” as that’s commonly understood to mean that eating something would cause you medical problems. You chose to make your situation more complicated than it was.

I’m gonna go ahead and say that sanitation workers say rude things to bystanders (women) 100x more often than the converse.

No, that analogy makes sense, the cooks are the ones who make the food you eat at the restaurant. The troops have literally fuck all to do with the anthem or the NFL.