burnerburnsbright
BurnerBurnsBright
burnerburnsbright

I’m curious, do you upvote the reddit posts you steal?

I’m pretty sure “THEN YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE TOO” had nothing to do with your interaction. It’s the standard Masshole farewell.

No points awarded for you telling a black man how to protest police treatment of black men.

Or maybe it’s:

I don’t want to lose my job like Kap, seeing as I play a much whiter sport than him.

Nobody is telling you to do anything, except me now: Stop being a narcissist.

Update: Fans weren’t booing, they were saying Booo-urns

It’s not a paucity of grocers or high housing prices keeping hipsters out of Detroit. It’s that whole pesky employment thing.

Sounds like you’re pre-judging pre-judgers. Just sayin.

Beto ain’t winning shit. We liberals fucking love our pipe dream red state candidates, every once in a while one of them wins in a tiny state like Montana (Tester). But someplace like Texas? Get the fuck out of here.

Leveraged buyouts are such utter bullshit. Lemme buy your company from you, I’ll only need to borrow 80% of the money using your existing income as my proof of ability to repay.

Is this ranking by quality of car, quality of video game, or how well the name fits both?

Are we thinking this was probably blocking below the waist or more along the lines of illegal batting?

So glad I didn’t go full asshole “hey dumbfuck mars far less radiation u dumb.”

On Mars? I may well be wrong about this, but Mars is a lot farther from the sun and it’s deadly radiation than Earth.

I don’t know, like 18 months ago when a not-insane man named Barack Obama was President, Prince was alive and Cubs fans were still whining about losing all the time.

Seems that way, but what a way to flip the trope with a woman doing all the killing, fucking, spying, general badassing that Bond does. When you reserve the premium spy brands like Bond and Bourne for men, you’re necessarily perpetuating all the stereotypes.

Go watch Luther and come back and tell me Idris Elba isn’t a leading man.

Same score, though I had Canelo taking 1,2,10-12.

Make it smaller! It’s impossible today to buy a smartphone as small as the iPhone 4.

This guy isn’t going to prison or have you just started paying attention literally right now?