Counterpoint: EVERYTHING IS AWFUL AND THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO DRINK MYSELF TO DEATH

“Are you smoking in my car because that’s where you just cheated on me?”

America has become a country of weaklings who get offended at the smallest inconsequential things due in large part to social media

Nothing a balaclava, a key and 20 minutes can’t fix.

Yeah fuck rich people! They don’t deserve to evacuate safely, they have money!

And on a bullshit red card no less.

Thanks, I was looking for a new example of mansplaining, and this is fucking spot on: Lengthy to the point of rambling, condescending, and all on a subject it’s literally impossible for you to know anything about.

“the error, the bloop, the bleeder, and the long one.”

Cocktail proposal for the three ingredient happy hour:

The Jose Fernandez:
1 oz. cuban rum
1 fingernail cocaine
1 drop fish oil.

That’s not a volley. It’s not even close to being a volley.

Snatching credit cards? What is this 1994? What other mischief will you get up to? Fast forwarding movies before the go back to Blockbuster so your owner (you) has to pay the $1 didn’t rewind fee?

IMO the fun in playing against little kids isn’t just in being better than them, but in the PHYSICAL DOMINATION. You don’t really get that in baseball, sure maybe you crush some 11-yo’s best pitch to the moon, but laying out Lawson when he tries to go over the middle and then straddling his body while giving him the…

That some schools are basically think tanks (George Mason) and that some fellowships are just pundit welfare doesn’t mean that most policy schools, students and faculty aren’t doing valuable research and education.

I don’t see a ton of sympathy for SBN’s writers here. They knew the deal, and while the deal may turn out to be illegal, they didn’t have a problem with it then, and unlike say McDonalds refusing to pay minimum wage, there’s plenty of grey here.

Counter-counter-point: Heat death of the universe is the only season that matters.

Alternate proposal: If you have more than X in wealth, you can keep your money or you can have kids. HamNo can decide what X is.

Why would we not want to fund public policy education? To ensure our future policies are written with no actual understanding of how government works?

You. I like you. My pedants group meets bimonthly on Thursdays. I leave it to you to decide whether we meet six or 26 times annually.

Harvard’s endowment is $37.6 BILLION WITH A FUCKING B. They don’t need Chester Richworth Pennington IV’s $50 million so Chester V can attend.

You fucked up the math explaining amortization: