It’s bad.

No one tell Crispin!

It just sucks that by getting married, she betrayed feminism so much :/

What would you say is the ordinate amount of time?

At least women just tend to write songs about it. Men, you know, actually do it.

They wanted a shiny new stadium downtown next to the water, and they wouldn’t take “no” for answer. The voters here didn’t want a downtown stadium because downtown football stadiums are ugly, monolithic disasters. They were given plenty of opportunity to explore building a new stadium in various parts of the county,…

One day, we’ll learn to just not respond to posts like this.

You have to respect tomatoface’s commitment to his craft. It’s been A+++ trolling for a long, long time.

I asked my wife what that thing was one time, and she told me it was the machine that eats jersey barriers going one way and poops them out on the correct side. I think of that every time I drive to Coronado now.

There’s a very active brigade of young communists that I am tangentially aware of via facebook, and they believe the Western media is lying, there is no massacre, and the Syrian regime can do no wrong. It’s fucking bizarro land.

Yeah, but then there is the other 5%... a guy wanted to fight me because I ordered a beer next to him, he was blotto and having a bad day, and thought somehow I’d insulted him in his drunken imagination. Then he followed me around the bar threatening to kick my ass. So that can happen, too.

Damn, you did it, Lakeith. You made it happen. Black Lives Matter now. Finally. Thanks to you being a hero.

“Kellyanne Conway is a study in a certain kind of political postmodernism: she uses English in such a way to render signifiers meaningless, and her fragmentary thoughts resist narrative. Even that is perhaps a generous reading of Conway, the Donald Trump campaign manager turned Twitter/cable news power broker, but…

Because you asked for this, Gary. You wanted this.

No I like to press it a bunch of times. I especially when it’s one of those talking ones that starts out “Wait!” as soon as you press it. I’ll press it 20 times because it annoys my wife.

You magnificent click-baiting turd. I love it.

Here’s the other side of that coin: If we want to encourage more and more people to go into STEM jobs, and if we expect universities to be among the organizations that employ these newly minted scientists and engineers, then we have to expect universities to spend money on research programs. Some of that will reflect…

At least the guy in the hat is a stud.

Jon Lovitz may not play many badasses in film, but he did slam Andy Dick’s face into a bar for talking shit about Phil Hartman’s death. So that’s cool.

Eh... no, cokeheads are annoying and should be shamed.