My parents live in Arizona. They’re wishy-washy mostly-Republicans, the kind you see a lot there. Frankly, my parents are not terribly politically involved people and absorb a lot of their news through general cultural osmosis. They very well may be swayed by their hometown paper coming out against Trump.

Miss, after careful testing, it appears your husband died of extreme formaldehyde poisoning.

I agree, ban it. Maybe if it’s forbidden it can finally become sexy.

Oh OK the joke is that a safe word is something that you’re supposed to say immediately during dangerous but consensual sexual activity to let the other party know that they need to stop what they’re doing. Ideally, then, it should be something quick. The idea that a safe word would be an 8.5-minute long song is…

Ah Jezebel. The Applebee’s of feminist websites.

The fuck is an ear cuff? I followed the link and I still don’t get it.

It can be both!

I support this silly man’s right to be as silly as he wants to be.

I don’t know. Why do so many women say scowling, “Ugh, what the fuck, that was disappointing!” after fucking men? One of those mysteries of life, I guess. Mysteries of life.

And you should see me masturbate during volleyball!

Moved here a few years ago from DC. Personally, I love it, but I make it a point to avoid the douche-bro scene of PB or the richy-rich snob scene. I think people who dislike San Diego get caught in one of those cultures, which are admittedly prevalent and awful. But if you want to live in a laid-back city with…

All rockets are humans’ bold and timeless attempt to fuck the sky.

Do you want him to go on Jimmy Fallon and talk about his non-famous friends? That’s called Bill Simmons.

That’s cool.

We could all wear ripped up clothes and pretend that we’re in Dead Hot Workshop.

Saw it this weekend and fuckin LOVED it. Loved it. I loved a lot of tiny little details about it, but what sold me was that it FELT like a Ghostbusters movie. They leaned too hard on a couple tropes throughout, but it was silly and it was fun and it was full of ghostbustin’. I loved it. I’ll fight anyone who says it…

Berlin Wall coming down. I’m 32.

Internet Woman Shits All Over Famous-ish Person Using Her Resources to Actually Help People, And Though She Might Be Blind to the Ways Her Privilege Shapes Her Perspective, It’s Still Far More Than Internet Woman Will Do

OK cokey mccokeface, no one’s judging.

I first read “trees” as “teens” and thought, eh, probably had it coming.