OR! Or or or or or. Or! ... Do whatever you want :)

I’m not in the path of totality. I glanced up at it for like a half-second. I saw the shape of the eclipse. My eyes are fine.

...that you know of.

Small-picture damage against their target, yes, because that’s the point. Big-picture damage to rape victims and the apologetics surrounding rape accusations, no, because they are far too selfish to think about consequences outside their small lives.

When people have so little control over the frightening forces in their lives, it doesn’t surprise me that they’d turn to supernatural charms and protections. Same as it ever was.

Not all that good in eggs, though.

Shade Man’s level ruled. I loved that music.

Ooooooh yes, where the tankies at?? Come on, show yourselves!

Can you ruin something that was garbage to begin with?

What else are you going to do when it’s 122 outside? Gotta keep the A/C on somehow.

Do you think so? I’m not so sure.

What does it make him?

Excuse me, are you insulting MY sacred cow?? This will not stand!

That song sucks just fine on its own.

I’m white. Doesn’t bother me a bit that you don’t care when police shoot white folks. When white people rise up and demand justice and equity for black people and work to achieve it, and you STILL don’t care, maybe I’ll call you an asshole. But til then, you’ve got your reasons.

Is your name David Benitez by any chance?

I live in Southern California, so a trip to Disneyland isn’t a logistical nightmare. Don’t have to pay for a hotel or anything. It’s expensive, but it’s a fun experience. I like how immersive it is. I enjoy the atmosphere and the kitschiness of it. I’m sure my own childhood nostalgia also plays into it. I maybe go one…

So, here’s a question: If you wanted your mummy movie to REALLY be about the mummy, why’d you cast Tom Cruise in the first place? OF COURSE he’s going to try to suck all the oxygen out of the room. He’s Tom Cruise. I give these producers no benefits of the doubt.

And a lot of people who drink and drive make it home just fine. The laws don’t exist to police specific examples.

I’m not sure it’s exactly the right response, but reading this, I just kept thinking, “What a fuckin nerd.” Just schmaltzy, self-righteous white trash wish fulfillment. But dangerously so!