“Kellyanne Conway is a study in a certain kind of political postmodernism: she uses English in such a way to render signifiers meaningless, and her fragmentary thoughts resist narrative. Even that is perhaps a generous reading of Conway, the Donald Trump campaign manager turned Twitter/cable news power broker, but…

He thinks he’s Sagan and he ain’t.

Because you asked for this, Gary. You wanted this.

No I like to press it a bunch of times. I especially when it’s one of those talking ones that starts out “Wait!” as soon as you press it. I’ll press it 20 times because it annoys my wife.

You magnificent click-baiting turd. I love it.

Here’s the other side of that coin: If we want to encourage more and more people to go into STEM jobs, and if we expect universities to be among the organizations that employ these newly minted scientists and engineers, then we have to expect universities to spend money on research programs. Some of that will reflect…

At least the guy in the hat is a stud.

Jon Lovitz may not play many badasses in film, but he did slam Andy Dick’s face into a bar for talking shit about Phil Hartman’s death. So that’s cool.

What’s a tecmology?

Eh... no, cokeheads are annoying and should be shamed.

My parents live in Arizona. They’re wishy-washy mostly-Republicans, the kind you see a lot there. Frankly, my parents are not terribly politically involved people and absorb a lot of their news through general cultural osmosis. They very well may be swayed by their hometown paper coming out against Trump.

Miss, after careful testing, it appears your husband died of extreme formaldehyde poisoning.

I agree, ban it. Maybe if it’s forbidden it can finally become sexy.

Oh OK the joke is that a safe word is something that you’re supposed to say immediately during dangerous but consensual sexual activity to let the other party know that they need to stop what they’re doing. Ideally, then, it should be something quick. The idea that a safe word would be an 8.5-minute long song is…

Ah Jezebel. The Applebee’s of feminist websites.

The fuck is an ear cuff? I followed the link and I still don’t get it.

It can be both!

I support this silly man’s right to be as silly as he wants to be.

I don’t know. Why do so many women say scowling, “Ugh, what the fuck, that was disappointing!” after fucking men? One of those mysteries of life, I guess. Mysteries of life.

And you should see me masturbate during volleyball!