Jennifer, great reporting, but a minor quibble: the upper portions of human crania are thought to be from medieval humans—not 50,000 years old, but instead dating sometime between 620 and 970 A.D.

Moved here a few years ago from DC. Personally, I love it, but I make it a point to avoid the douche-bro scene of PB or the richy-rich snob scene. I think people who dislike San Diego get caught in one of those cultures, which are admittedly prevalent and awful. But if you want to live in a laid-back city with…

All rockets are humans’ bold and timeless attempt to fuck the sky.

Do you want him to go on Jimmy Fallon and talk about his non-famous friends? That’s called Bill Simmons.

That’s cool.

We could all wear ripped up clothes and pretend that we’re in Dead Hot Workshop.

Saw it this weekend and fuckin LOVED it. Loved it. I loved a lot of tiny little details about it, but what sold me was that it FELT like a Ghostbusters movie. They leaned too hard on a couple tropes throughout, but it was silly and it was fun and it was full of ghostbustin’. I loved it. I’ll fight anyone who says it…

Berlin Wall coming down. I’m 32.

Internet Woman Shits All Over Famous-ish Person Using Her Resources to Actually Help People, And Though She Might Be Blind to the Ways Her Privilege Shapes Her Perspective, It’s Still Far More Than Internet Woman Will Do

OK cokey mccokeface, no one’s judging.

I first read “trees” as “teens” and thought, eh, probably had it coming.

Can we redo the 1969 coin-toss?

Whatever idiot.

That’s a good dog.

I came here to say this very thing. Perfect analogy.

Yeah.

Good goddamn do people like to line up behind royalty. No wonder monarchies stay in power. Line up like a good little subject.

Both? It matters as much as you give a shit what people think about it. And also, which people you choose to hang your give-a-shit-about hat on. If we’re talking the standard heterosexual male wanting attractive women to find him attractive (which is my case, too, lest you think I’m disparaging it), you might need to…

You’re free to be gleeful. I’ve just accepted it and decided to work on other aspects of my appearance. Sucks, but I’ve got plenty of other shit to be thankful for in my life.

I’m 31 and that’s about what my head would look like if I didn’t shave it. Good ol’ genetic lottery.