Aw come on, I didn’t call you names :(

Boo fucking hoo, polite society has a slight distaste for religious jokes involving an historically maligned group of people and gets its jollies making fun of the religion of a culturally powerful group. Is it annoying as shit when people can’t take a joke? Yes. Is it even more annoying when people whine about other…

I disagree with your statement. He could be rocking a yarmulke in Mecca and I’d still think he has a bat up his ass.

The worst thing about LSD is that it causes morons to confuse illogical balls-tripping with mystical revealed wisdom. No, idiot, you thought your shoe was a space elf and you talked about machines for an hour.

Like access to video games is a goddamn civil right or something? Perspective, man!

Wow it’s so interesting that you do coke. I’d love to hear more about the coke you do, and how much more fun you have when you’re doing coke with your friends, who also do coke, and haha you’re so bad. You’re bad! Oh you.

In the Oppression Olympics, it really should be no contest between the remains of the impoverished dead and modern-day “witches,” although I suspect the witches may get some favorable scores from the Jezebel judges.

Chronic lyme is the best disease to fake if you’re both attention-seeking and incredibly lazy.

My wife kept her name and that was the correct thing to do.

“I wanna do right, but not right now.”

It’s not a thin line at all. They are two very different things, and yes, the concept of widespread, systemic Irish enslavement was absolutely made out of whole cloth. Check the sources on these things. It’s fabricated images, misattributions, and other falsehoods.

Oh, go fuck a tomato.

Thanks for the heads up.

You are excellent at misreading things, I suspect. The article, which you call “impossibly bogus,” declares that the Irish were never subjected to the kind of systemic slavery that Africans and their descendants experienced. Saying that the Irish had a similar experience in the West is a white supremacist wet dream.…

lol wut. The Irish had it bad off, to be sure, but they did not experience anything even remotely like systemic slavery. Arguments for such an idea are borne of pure white supremacist martyrdom complexes.

I don’t know if I have the stomach for something like this...

It’s almost like he specializes in one thing, and isn’t an expert in all other things! Which seems obvious, but clearly science-fame has gone to his head a lil bit.

Buffalo Bacchanlian Wings.

It... kinda tastes like a milder version of how it smells? I didn’t realize this was difficult.

If only there was some way for a Jezebel writer to find out whether a Korean accent is decent or not... Some way at all! My kingdom for a way to source information from multilingual people in this day and age!!!