Which guys are a.) listening to Bjork and b.) find themselves giving a damn whether she is in charge of her own music? Seems to me a fairly limited crowd.

On one hand, this is what happens when you railroad a drug through regulatory hurdles in spite of the scientific evidence saying it doesn’t really work.

She gets to be legit nostalgic for this show. It’s in bounds.

Sounds like a “you” problem.

Fucking christ, you’re the perfect example of someone who’s a li’l bit smart, but not nearly as smart as he thinks he is. What you have is a prescriptionist argument that adding the “-ness” suffix to “grateful” is unnecessary and that it would be better to use “gratitude.” However, language being the acrobatic…

But she didn’t create a word. Gratefulness is a word. So is gratitude. Why are you so inexplicably dumb?

This debut reminded me of everything I loved about the Daily Show during JS’s tenure. Instantly added to my must-watch list.

That’s not off-topic, that’s Hot Topic.

But for real, that Wet song was super fucking boring.

It also works as a joke about rebranding all the Kylo Ren toys that aren’t selling.

The fact that this had to be pointed out to you indicates that yours is a newfound, scattershot rebelliousness, and you’ll work out the nuances when you grow the fuck up.

Probably hitting up the swap meet. You can usually talk those guys down on old nudey magazines and sell ‘em for twice the price on eBay. Some schmucks will pay top dollar for 70s bush! Can you believe it? Ol’ Jim’s got it pretty figured out.

Sounds like you can’t even.

There’s no way to make it make sense, so I wouldn’t worry about trying to understand it. It’s just syntactically consistent glossolalia.

Sounds like he’s in troubles.

Look, with your dismissive attitude, there’s no possible way I’m going to convince you that you’re wrong, although I’m confident enough in my linguistics background to be pretty damn sure I’m right. So while you are correct that it’s OK because who the hell really gives a damn, I repeat, “before anyone else” is a…

The origins are black people starting to say, “Stay woke!” to one another. Now you, too, are woke.

I’m pretty sure the acronym nonsense is a backronym, and you are correct that it originally was just shorthand for “babe.”

Grew up in Arizona, now live in San Diego, but spent half a dozen or so hinter-years living on the east coast, away from my precious, precious Mexican food.

NO. NO, fuck you. You find the fucking panda, you prick. Fuck. FUCK.