Oh, go fuck a tomato.

Thanks for the heads up.

You are excellent at misreading things, I suspect. The article, which you call “impossibly bogus,” declares that the Irish were never subjected to the kind of systemic slavery that Africans and their descendants experienced. Saying that the Irish had a similar experience in the West is a white supremacist wet dream.…

lol wut. The Irish had it bad off, to be sure, but they did not experience anything even remotely like systemic slavery. Arguments for such an idea are borne of pure white supremacist martyrdom complexes.

I don’t know if I have the stomach for something like this...

It’s almost like he specializes in one thing, and isn’t an expert in all other things! Which seems obvious, but clearly science-fame has gone to his head a lil bit.

Buffalo Bacchanlian Wings.

It... kinda tastes like a milder version of how it smells? I didn’t realize this was difficult.

If only there was some way for a Jezebel writer to find out whether a Korean accent is decent or not... Some way at all! My kingdom for a way to source information from multilingual people in this day and age!!!

Which guys are a.) listening to Bjork and b.) find themselves giving a damn whether she is in charge of her own music? Seems to me a fairly limited crowd.

On one hand, this is what happens when you railroad a drug through regulatory hurdles in spite of the scientific evidence saying it doesn’t really work.

She gets to be legit nostalgic for this show. It’s in bounds.

Sounds like a “you” problem.

Fucking christ, you’re the perfect example of someone who’s a li’l bit smart, but not nearly as smart as he thinks he is. What you have is a prescriptionist argument that adding the “-ness” suffix to “grateful” is unnecessary and that it would be better to use “gratitude.” However, language being the acrobatic…

But she didn’t create a word. Gratefulness is a word. So is gratitude. Why are you so inexplicably dumb?

This debut reminded me of everything I loved about the Daily Show during JS’s tenure. Instantly added to my must-watch list.

That’s not off-topic, that’s Hot Topic.

But for real, that Wet song was super fucking boring.

The fact that this had to be pointed out to you indicates that yours is a newfound, scattershot rebelliousness, and you’ll work out the nuances when you grow the fuck up.

Probably hitting up the swap meet. You can usually talk those guys down on old nudey magazines and sell ‘em for twice the price on eBay. Some schmucks will pay top dollar for 70s bush! Can you believe it? Ol’ Jim’s got it pretty figured out.