Sounds like you can’t even.

There’s no way to make it make sense, so I wouldn’t worry about trying to understand it. It’s just syntactically consistent glossolalia.

Sounds like he’s in troubles.

Look, with your dismissive attitude, there’s no possible way I’m going to convince you that you’re wrong, although I’m confident enough in my linguistics background to be pretty damn sure I’m right. So while you are correct that it’s OK because who the hell really gives a damn, I repeat, “before anyone else” is a…

The origins are black people starting to say, “Stay woke!” to one another. Now you, too, are woke.

I’m pretty sure the acronym nonsense is a backronym, and you are correct that it originally was just shorthand for “babe.”

Grew up in Arizona, now live in San Diego, but spent half a dozen or so hinter-years living on the east coast, away from my precious, precious Mexican food.

NO. NO, fuck you. You find the fucking panda, you prick. Fuck. FUCK.

Yeah.

Jezebel has just become the Troll Channel.

The feminist context of this matters, yes, and of course, and all that, but ALSO IT JUST LOOKS FUCKING BADASS AND I AM EXCITED FOR MORE GHOSTBUSTERS.

Nerds! Don’t take the bait and make us look bad!

None here in San Diego. I’ll check again next week and the week after and again and again, day after day, but don’t hold your breath. We’re kind of locked into this 75-and-sunny thing.

They could learn a thing or two from a nice boy like Wes Welker. A thing or two about grit.

Joke’s on you! I don’t even need to post inspirational quotes for people to know I’m dumb.

Not all babies need to happen.

Yeah, I used to play in them all the time as a kid growing up in Phoenix. Fun times.