Their fans must be crushed

In all seriousness, I would love to do a DC based Jez meetup.

Well well, looks like they finally cracked middle-out compression. This upcoming season of Silicon Valley should get interesting.

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

I was talking to someone who worked at The Guardian for a while and he said that corruption is endemic in football. He said he went to a meeting with Henry/the Liverpool guys where they unveiled grand plans for a moneyball-esque approach and everyone just shook their head at their naivete for assuming football was a…

Don’t: Use “Trim” in this context, ever again.

Oh honey, your husband is an obsessive Celine Dion fan? His limelight-hogging ways are only the beginning of a much, much bigger conversation you need to have.

See, this is why I’m so grateful that me and my boyfriend share none of the same interests.

Nacho Monreal? I believe that’s pronounced “poutine.”

You do, however, get your choice of barbecue sauces: smoky, spicy, or sweet.

It looks like Philbin was able to resolve that issue at practice. Tannehill looked a lot more comfortable getting intercepted during the game.

Or because he can’t read the “Please ring doorbell” sign.

Whaaaat? I thought Aaron LOVED women.

Give the quarterback a fucking gun.

[reads “Give the quarterback a fucking gun.”]