Well, the good news is he’ll never have to worry about losing another Super Bowl.

He doesn’t need to worry about blowing a fourth quarter lead as long as Jed York as owner.

You mean we need a man who is almost always objective except for for a few a bit out of there proposals on mounting missiles on every ship?

After the coaching carousel of the past few seasons, Niners fans can rest easy in the certainty that they have a coach committed to the long haul. They know he won’t run.

Yeah, if we don’t tell them we bombed them they will never know.

War is peace!

Porn

Fanfuckingtastic.

Also, this is filling me with so much glee right now..

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

I feel for your pain. And I’m going to try to say this in the nicest way possible, but ... he wasn’t the entire country’s father.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

So... nobody with sense is allowed to get close enough to try to talk sense into Orange Julius. Gotcha.

This is a good thing. There needs to be at least one sane person in the room.

Perhaps said union doofs didn’t get much help in from any presidents for the last 24 years so they are willing to give something(anything) a shot?

I have cooked a whole pig’s head before, by braising it in wine and hoping and praying the meat would fall off the bone. It does not. What it DOES is fill the kitchen with an unholy sickly sweet reek that takes days of open windows, candles, incense, and a few sage smudges to get rid of. One of the grossest things…

I took a similar oath:

Yeah, it’s not like we’re currently watching a rift form in the federal government between those who follow the Constitution/rule of law and those that blindly do whatever the orange President tells them to. Nothing bigger going on at all, no sirree, just anothern random, isolated incident. . .

I get that you don’t want to understand, but this isn’t allowed.

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this: