He blinded me with whiteness!

Guys, Paul Ryan doesn’t see color.

This is not self deprecating, dum dum. This is deprecating others.

Girl... mocking other people’s stereotyped perceived cultures isn’t self-deprecating.

I am kind of shocked she didn’t just do the eyelid pulling thing. I mean that is Asshole 101 right there.

I think that is what caused me to lose my eyeballs under the chair. Bitch actually went straight up to the Asian woman and sang in her face. All the while the bystander was wearing her best “Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, the SHIT I have to deal WITH!!!!” face. I want Barbie to try this on Constance Wu!!!

Why are you leaving out her most amazing attribute? Stupid as Fuck!

Just when you think there couldn’t be anything trashier than a launch party for Murphy Beds, the official furniture for for people desperate enough to roll the dice between napping and death.

Uh.. um.... uhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ummmmmm. I uh.... Can someone come over and please close my mouth for me, because it seems to be stuck in a dropped open manner. And my eyes probably look like a cartoon. Approach carefully because I’m feeling incredibly stabby about this dumbass as, low rent, sun burnt bitch. OOOh! Look! I…

Oh, sister. Were you strategically placed or a complete oversight?? Why are you STANDING THERE.

...didn’t understand that my attempt at humor would be seen as insensitive or mean-spirited...

At least she didn’t throw in props? I guess.

I’ve had a conscious coupling from giving a shit about Discount Martha Stewart and Discount Bono.

Hey O!

It's so horrifying that we expect BLM, a movement started in part to voice the lack of social and political power, to shoulder the burden of all of the world's ills. I get her point and she has issues that concern her perhaps more than BLM does, but she mistakenly thinks there can only be one priority. Or one issue.…

I love the female body

“I know that body shaming is wrong but that’s not what I’m about.”

This is why my plump ass agonizes about going to the gym. I know there’s people out there — some “hot” Instagram-model types — getting a kick out of seeing me on the treadmill. It’s fucking awful.

So, she’s saying body shaming is wrong but only publicly. So she can make fun of this stranger’s body if it’s in a private conversation. Got it.

This is obviously a terrible and shitty thing to do, but it’s extra shitty to do this at the gym! The message from the model seems to be: if you’re not born beautiful, don’t even bother trying, just lock yourself in a basement until death comes.