Imagine if we speculated about men’s vasectomies in this manner. ORLANDO BLOOM: THE BIG SNIP? Followed by ten photos of the actor in swim trunks standing with a vaguely bow-legged stance.

Much like the Grand Canyon, you could see the intensity of my current NOPE face from space.

Good lord. That gets a giant nope from me.

Court case? I believe the library has some newspaper articles on microfilm on this issue.

Yep, for centuries white people in America have been telling black people in America to just be happy and suppress their anger and sorrow. Heaven forbid a black person express a felt emotion that might upset a white person. No slaveholder wants a mopey slave serving their juleps.

You know what would cheer black people up a whole lot?

how do you die by gun without it being gun violence?

Considering the amount of deaths fentanyl has caused in the past year, I’m actually shocked someone is addicted to it and still around to talk about it.

“social media influencer”

“social media influencer”

I’m adding this to the “I’m an old fart” pile: the number of “YouTubers” and “social media personalities” and “influencers” that were apparently important enough to warrant actual red carpet photos makes me yawn in annoyance.

All four of them look amazing. We are not worthy.

Future Biebz:

Isn’t he replacement Beiber?

He looks like a Vine star. Or Periscope, whatever the tweens or dweebs are using these days.

Of course the cat was in a box! Where else?! lol

That hoodie is $830 more than I am willing to spend for a hoodie, no matter how cool it may be.

What a fucking bitch this judge is.

Good. I work in DV advocacy. DV is already way under-reported.

I’m going with “Sulu was not closeted, he just didn’t bring his personal life to work.”