Wasn’t Middleton, like Diana before her, supposed to inject some fresh blood into this family of decrepit, interbred Germanic scroungers? Why do they, even the littl’uns, still look like chinless horses?

OK, this has me dying. You’re never too old to be bossed around by Granny.

I don’t have anything against the present royal family either, but I wish ppl would remember how the Royals (and Royals from other countries) obtained their wealth which was by invading, er, “colonizing” other countries. Read about what King Leopold did to the Congolese. How do you placate hundreds of thousands of…

And I can hear him mouth breathing all the way from wherever he is to my Chicago apartment.

Yeah, if I was a person of means and connections of Crawford, modelling wouldn’t make the short or even the long list of things I’d want my kids to do in life.

Seeing those two outfits made me laugh out loud for the first time today. They absolutely ridiculous and I don’t know how anyone could keep a straight face watching them parade down the runway.

Thank you!

I would have bet 100$ that Hadid was Sean Penn’s kid.

Also, Crawford’s family makes mine look like a bunch of deformed trolls.

Too old for Mr. Singer and there is not a swimming pool close by....

The show was a lot.

Cindy Crawford keeps giving interviews, saying that she’s so proud of her kids for modelling. What’s to be proud of, exactly?

I have to give some props to both of them for giving their best Blue Steels while wearing clown pajamas.

As a proud lover of extremely loud clothing, this is too much even for me. These suits are a whole lot of nope.

Is this the Bryan Singer Collection?

I think he paid to be there.

That’ll be the stick up his ass.

Which is why I ask myself whenever I hear ridiculous stories like this “why would someone CHOOSE to vacay in such a place that’s so fucking hostile to women? Especially Western women.

I don’t know why a woman would go to these countries the way they are. I’m a man and I wouldn’t go to them. It’s like going to North Korea - yeah, you can, but why would you?

Assuming you are new/not familiar, this is a twice-daily feature filed to “Dirt Bag” (AM and PM editions). If you only want to read about stuff that really matters, that’s cool, but this ain’t the place.

I keep seeing this ‘mutually toxic’ excuse being thrown around, but I only see evidence that one of the two of them was hitting the other.