So this then is the Sip of Theseus.

In the Southern Hemisphere you have to put the toppings below the dog because of the Coriolis Effect. That’s just science.

I would be a lot more convinced that LeBron is still top flight if Cleveland wasn’t doing so damn well in his absence. 

He said TV

Sweet a truck with a bed just big enough to hold my protein supplements and gallon jug of water!

It was last year. On Fusion.

Why isn’t The Root 100 aired on TV? (Looking at you TVOne and BET)

I was perfect for this except I don’t know what a sentence is,

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

So you could say it’s...fake moos?

Maybe Floyd didn’t read the contract 

Yes, but it will focus on the couple raising their kid in the hotel so that the child can appreciate it, and run it smoothly when they come of age.

The gig economy is great! I don’t know what Hamilton is on about. I have been working in the gig economy my whole life. I do consulting for pharmaceutical companies and for-profit education systems, and they pay me $125 - $150 / hour. The only losers in the gig economy is those poor schmo’s who don’t have Northern…

I hope Alhassan has kept the fridge calendar for the month of March 2018, which would clearly prove to the jury that NO RAPES WERE SCHEDULED THAT MONTH.

I mean, it looks bad, but c’mon this happened all the way back in March- is it fair to judge him after so much time has elapsed?

I think another typo in the production process assumably explains the chronological confusion here. Hopping from 2248 to 2298 and back to 2245 is just one of the hazards you face when you’re fighting the Predater.

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Oh he’s gone years between scoring? I guess I missed the wedding. 

Diagonal cut is aesthetically pleasing.