Because every day spent in court is one less day spent getting the shit kicked out of him in prison.

Truly a glitch. Seattle always passes from the one-yard line.

Until she shows up at a state dinner wearing something like this, I’m taking this story with a grain of salt.

Am Lisa by name, i was diagnosed with Herpes for 3years ago i lived in pain with the knowledge that i wasn’t going to ever be well again i contacted so many herbal doctors on this issue and wasted a large sum of money but my condition never got better i was determined to get my life back so one day i saw mr Brown…

Yet you liberals are against cancer owning a gun. Go figure. Hypocrites.

This can only end in one possible way: Mama John has to start dating again, and they rebrand the comany as “Uncle Roger’s” pizza, the pizza that wants to cop a feel as it sloppily tucks you into bed at night.  Papa John can deliver pizza to you on alternate weekends and for three weeks in the summer.

This ended about the way you’d think it would.

Surprised he didn’t get away with it. Judging by the picture at the top, he serves as his own look-out.

Drafting is Hard-land.

gamblers

I think we should really consider doing away with helmets, as they are primarily used as a weapon these days. It’ll mean more ‘heads up’ football and proper work on fundamentals. Hell, it’ll most likely lead to a faster game anyway. And while we’re going along this way of thinking, I’d probably do away with shoulder…

“I don’t know enough about the rule to understand it right now and comment on it.”

Bcuz Kobe is better than Lebron. Kobe finals record 5 wins 2 loses! Lebron record 2 wins 7 loses total! Lebron been to so many finals but cant win any!, so he decides to join Magic Johnson and have him mentor lebron to show win how to win championships just like dwayne wade did in miami!!! Plz explain that! Bcuz Kobe…

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

A lot of people have weird hangups about food. Cut the man some slacks.

Too many toes and a hard tackle.  Rex Ryan just soaked his beanbag chair

the little wizened carrots represent Charles’ cock

Murdered it.

I’ll be raven about that pun all day.