I’m not sure you know what tattoos are.

Yeah, I mean, I’ll try to make my reviews less nasty, maybe by extensively discussing shit in them for some reason.

How to enjoy American style coffee overseas:

This is not a Lifehack AT ALL. How about “add water to any espresso, 1/1 ratio”?

I know you are just trying to be funny - but the rest of the sentence said drink tea, chai, maté - all of which will wake you up just fine.

Easy. Find some finely ground dirt, dry it to a powder, and mix with lukewarm water. Add a shit-ton of cream and sugar.

Next article will be “How to get the closest thing to 2005 Honda Civic when buying a new luxury car”

Because she needed to write about something and the deadline was fast approaching.

I hope it’s a complete fucking mess and every one of them ends up broke and homeless (if not in prison). This bitch married Fredo and had 5 kids with him, and has no problem with what the family is doing to the country. Fuck her.

This gif is fucking amazing.

Because you have to keep in mind his family is being torn apart too. His children have no idea when they’ll see their father again or where it’ll be especially if the parents move to different states.

See: that Ticketmaster settlement from a few years ago. Crap concerts, nowhere near me, and dozens of $2 coupons. Gee, thanks.

Obviously the creator created the whole universe.

So you have stopped taking your meds again?

Except that it was indeed known. Engineers, factory workers, airmen, ground crews, tower personnel, military analysts, Congresional oversight committees...all knew about it. maybe the press didn’t...but those people did.

However “Hey were building a new variant of an existing helicopter” is a pretty small secret, and…

Look how fast this balloon looks, compared to the background- shot from a moving object. Relative perspective can be deceiving.

You become an evolution denier when drunk?

You lost me at didn’t evolve. I was an Anthro major for a few semesters, the timeline thing... Not a thing. It’s probably a great talking point for the uninformed. But it’s not something supported by available evidence.