The actual troll in the iTunes video is that he pronounces asterisk, ‘astericks’.

😂 You think Trump is a billionaire!?

I don’t believe this story one bit.

Well I just wasted one minute and thirty seven seconds. Saw some truth in there did ya?

That’s why you don’t drink Yuengling??!?

What kind of word structure was that old Gawker article written in? I had a really hard time reading/following it for some reason.

DO NOT PURCHASE. Blink is low quality and extremely unreliable. We’ve had a package stolen from the front porch and the motion sensor didn’t trip at all. Adjust the sensitivity just one digit and every falling leaf and squirrel will trigger it. To really drive home the point how quickly Amazon is turning…

DO NOT PURCHASE. Blink is low quality and extremely unreliable. We’ve had a package stolen from the front porch and…

Of course your dipshit local ABC affiliate interrupted the broadcast, it’s not like they weren’t indiscriminately showing commercials every five minutes anyways. But I blame you for attempting to watch the race through them in the first place. Until the USA gets an uninterrupted broadcast, the only way we should be…

It could have been loaded with missiles and bombs, though unlikely based on the article. I’ve worked on plenty of aircraft with live loads.

Hi Jimmy, I'm contacting you from the future to let you know The Simpsons is still on.

Yes, that’s what he’s saying. The software does perform retroactive corrections. If you used autocorrect as described above you’d see it fairly often. Personally I think Kocienda’s folly is thinking users are smarter than they actually are.

It's like the bare minimum is too much.

Knowing the story and telling it efficiently are definitely virtues.

#humblebrag

While I agree there is no one at fault but the poor dead young woman, I take issue with all the comments accusing the mother of “failing” to properly teach the daughter. What you teach a child and what a teenager does are often completely unrelated things. I believe the mother when she says she was diligent in…

Ffs if I pick up a plastic one-gallon container, unscrew the cap and place the container to my lips, it’s not the containers fault if I’m drinking bleach instead of milk.

Whether you like it or not, the girls death quite literally is natural selection at work.

My dude, your parentheticals are a nightmare. 

GodDAMN, well done.

^YES. I’ve ridden in the last rows of the MD/DC series years ago. After one flight the noise and vibration was so intense it made me severely dizzy, caused my vision to blur, and it felt like my jaw was dislocated. I had intense, localized headaches for days afterward.