“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

OG AVClub reader here (predates Gawker by a decade), and they took a unique, fun website and online community and absolutely destroyed it, at least mostly by using this garbage Kinja bullshit.

It’s no picnic on the latest mobile devices either

It really shows the idiocy of racists when a member of a so called inferior race (in this case a Slav) thinks they are actually seen as “white” by the white supremacists …

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

Why would that be a show stopper?

To be fair, you could be a UFC champion and that eagle would shred your shit so fast.

Can we talk about how that Tropic Thunder is a black dude cosplaying as a white dude playing a black dude disguised as another dude?

A dude, disguised as dude, who was a dude that was disguised as another dude, who looks like that dude for real! Fucking epic. Just what I needed today.

We all know that this is idiotic. But what this event presupposes is, maybe it isn’t

You and I will be having words in two weeks! The Rocketeer rules.

I’m “wasting your table”?

Seriously?

That’s the most breathtakingly entitled bullshit I’ve read all day!

So...me and my friends have to eat more food than we want....just because you want more money?

Are you for real?

Honestly, if you step away from these things for a while, junk foods stop tasting all that good. They’re suddenly very overpowering in taste (i.e., too salty, too sugary, too much butter, etc.), and, quite often, seem to taste “artificial” in some difficult-to-describe way.

Firing the cooks but not the supervisor sounds all sorts of fucked up. And, here’s the thing, ribs, greens, mac and cheese, washed down with some red drank is good eatin’. Watermelon water’s pretty good, but that’s more of a summer thing for me. My biggest question is, was there cornbread, and if there was, did they…

Donald Trump Jr. looks like what would happen if a witch cursed you so that if your tongue ever touched the roof or floor of your mouth, you’d die.

You must not be friends with many teachers on facebook.

condolences on the loss of your ears

The concept art for the casino scenes in Star Wars is way better than the casino scenes in Star Wars.

Yeah, I got that. I don’t base my ordering/tipping on the staff’s expectations.

yeah, it’s so emotionally and physically taxing to... uh... bring a second set of silverware to a table?