Trynna get the whole pipe

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

I cut the cord and watched CBC’s Olympic coverage via VPN, since they’ll post the entire event online whereas NBC requires you to have a cable provider for its online coverage.

The Canadian team prattled on about Ledecká’s background story until 15 seconds left in the run when they realized what she was doing and…

Just a quick public service announcement. Your body works very hard, yet efficiently, to keep your blood pH between 7.35 and 7.45. Anything outside this level, and you will feel incredibly sick, or even die. Anything. I’m talking hundreths of a pH (which is the negative log of the concentration of hydrogen atoms...…

And since the sport is timed and not “judged,” no institutional politics or corrupt judge could take it away from him.

I’m in.

Its actually a secret cure for cancer that big pharma doesn’t want you to know about.

“on second thought, maybe dressing like a sperm and flying down a mountain on a sled made of swords isn’t the best idea I’ve ever had”

Yeah but clearly one glass of lemon water a day is going to realign my body’s ph with the stars so I can boost my metabolism, stave off all disease you would otherwise need to inject evil chemicals called vaccines, while also giving me the gift of being unbearable to talk to because I constantly spout nonsense.

Most of the “change” folks want the US to adopt everything exactly as is done in Europe — pro/rel, Fall to Spring calendar, training compensation/solidarity payments, elimination of league involvement in player decisions, club ownership of contracts... and mandatory use of the word “football” instead of “soccer.”

I was an avid fan of new wave, punk, rockabilly and “blue wave” (i.e. blusy new wave kinda) from the late ‘70's through the 80's. Not all were great, (A Flock of Seagulls, Haircut 100 - later to become “A Flock of Haircuts), but some bands still resonate. Styles changed and I grew older and I was frozen in time with…

there’s male pattern baldness, and there’s concentrated evil that results in hair loss

anyone can get alarmed who isn’t in the know, but I particularly am concerned for elders, who get easily fooled and easily upset and I think should be in a protected class.

“But, I’m expecting a lot of the same people worthless morons who said we faked the moon landing to also say this is fake too.”

Look, Bobby Flay

As a human, I’m glad she has a life. I really wish she would retire and just go enjoy being rich.

Is “brunette with pony tail and neon lighting” really cosplay, though?

Fuck. Are you saying I need to click and actually watch? I was quite happy to scroll past and just read the comments...

This guy belongs in federal prison for drinking beer with a straw.

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.