Oh, alot of people are agreeing with you inside your feminist echo-chamber? You win good sir!

use “dudebro” seriously = has less than 5 friends (not including your cats)

do NOT bring logic to Jezebel you fucking Misogynist!

Very real and true story

Outside of the white knights who frequent Deadspin still, i don’t think anyone else really gives a shit about this anymore

White people can’t win with black people no matter what they do. No wonder nobody really gives a fuck about ya’ll

“black people are lazy, government-assistance-dependent criminals who use slavery as an excuse for our behavior and are more concerned with looking cool than taking care of our kids. “

“black people are lazy, government-assistance-dependent criminals who use slavery as an excuse for our behavior and are more concerned with looking cool than taking care of our kids. “

He murdered someone and gets to spend Christmas with his family. What a heartwarming story!

Lmao fuck off.

Deadspin commenters absolutely crushing these hilarious jokes per usual.

Jesus Christ the Deadspin comment section may be the least funny corner of the entire internet, and that’s saying something.

I had a good chuckle thinking about the people who actually care about a story like this.

Because we’re better

Are you actually somehow disputing the notion that blacks don’t commit as much crime as anyone else per capita? lmao

black people disproportionately do more crime

She isn’t wrong tho, but we’ll give you guys this one.

Fuck off snowflake

Both Bennetts are upstanding members of society who NEVER lie, why wouldn’t i believe him here?

“A Real City” - What constitutes a real city? where the murder per capita rate is in the top 20 nationwide? I’m actually from one btw, and see what your people have done. Nobody to blame but yourselves, except you’re impervious to taking any responsibility for your actions.