I feel like “Diva Cup” needs to be in there somewhere.

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

My attitude reflects my personal life trajectory

Does anyone else have to turn their music down in their car when searching for a location? My friends make fun of me for it, but honestly it’s like turning down the music turns up my eyesight.

I can’t believe I’m defending Leonardo DiCaprio, as I love mocking him as much as the next person, but there is a weird obsession in the media with his dating life. Who cares if he’s into young supermodels? He’s the one that has to endure conversations and listen to Mark Anthony with them, not us.

Wow. My son’s middle name is a surname that you’d never ever want to call a kid by because it was his dad’s and granddad’s and great-granddad’s middle name, and his great-great-grandmother’s maiden name. My brother’s is also a surname for similar reasons. Using a family name/conglomeration of family names in the…

So for the record, this right here is what people are talking about when they mention the nasty misogyny that gets spouted by Bernie “Bros.” This is juvenile, sexist, and incredibly disrespectful. Really just disgusting stuff all around, and I’d wager Bernie himself would be pretty grossed out and disappointed by it…

It’s a better idea to list real pros and cons of both candidates then the bs you posted. But then, you aren’t looking for dialog, just pushing opinion.

oh look someone made a visual representation of every soon to be comment thread here

I don’t believe for a second that Sarah Palin actually wrote that herself. It’s far too literate for her.

“That beautifully crafted statement.”

And our views of beauty are super limiting. If Theron went around saying oh, I’m not so special, you should see me first thing in the morning (the way a lot of actors do) she’d be mocked for disingenuousness—you won the genetic lottery! Knock it off!

Yup, there’s always some excuse so we can’t point out how shitty men are to women. Oh, but he is such a great sports player! Oh, but he writes so well! Oh, he is too young/old to know better!

Rapping about boning women is boilerplate no matter who does it. A straight male rapper rapping about boning men like it was nbd would be progress.

Here’s the real story http://www.tgapj-story.com/

I actually really hate wearing shit where the brand name is plastered all over it. If it’s comfy and holds my boobs down while running, fine, but I don’t need to advertise for you AFTER I bought your damn clothes.

Most MDs, myself included, would agree behind closed doors that chronic lyme, fibromyalgia, and chronic fatigue syndrome, as they are commonly diagnosed, are all different manifestations of depression. But people don’t want to hear that they’re depressed, and people get angry when you point out this truth. As the…

All while arranging Panera Bread baked goods one passes off as their own in their formica kitchen. Can these ladies please can it with the putting on airs and pretending to be posh?

Well, when a large part of your “look” comes from plastic surgery, it’s not that unusual for you to have a doppelganger running around...

What’s going on is that somebody is wrong.