You could have just said no instead of posting my heartfelt missive on the internet.

This is not the insightful sort of commentary I would expect from someone called bonertownelementary.

I don’t want to interpret that as a specific slam against Jennifer Lopez, who in fact is not a talented singer or actress but is an outrageously talented performer and someone who seems to work damn hard in life to forge a career for herself. Good for her.

Nope - just the standard taking-comments-out-of-context to try to make a story when there is none.

“but to know that even she gets shit about her body is kind of awesome”

That is not how it works. Clots from legs go to the right side of the heart and then to the lungs, which then gives you a pulmonary embolism. Blood flow to the brain comes out of the left side of the heart. The only way to get a clot from legs to brain is if you have a hole in your heart (patent foramen ovale or…

We went Emerald and found this estate piece from the ‘30’s.

Serial was not really about whether Adnan did it. It was about the trial and the system.

America has got almost absolute free speech. Europe doesn’t.

If the United States had been occupied by the Nazis, we’d probably have a different approach to free speech. I prefer the American system, but I don’t presume to judge our European friends on this.

How can you tell someone uses a moon/diva cup?

??

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

Many women on the planet can’t or don’t want to use moon cups. This sort of attitude by new moon cup converts only increases the number of women in the second category.

The area between Philly and Pitt is called Pensyltucky, not the whole state.

omggggg is that even a real comment you just made

You must be kidding ?

WHY IS EVERYONE TAKING A THIRD-HAND QUOTE FROM A “SOURCE” AS A DIRECT QUOTE FROM NICK LACHEY??????????? Y’ALL NUTS.

Wait, what? Teachers generally have the summer off from teaching (unless they’re teaching summer school), which would be a minimum of two months (8 weeks) for most teachers, unless I’m mistaken. I don’t know any other profession that gets that much time off. Police officers only get 6 weeks of furlough, and most…

I would like to start out by saying that I know and love many nurses (my mom was one for 30+ years), I admire and respect the job they do, and Joy Behar is an idiot. Nurses are awesome!

Seriously. Could people maybe not shit on one nice thing that someone is doing? Is that possible? Can we not enjoy a moment of someone doing the right thing for once, given the current climate of fuckery in this world? Jesus.

If you click this link, you will see pictures of Jaden Smith making out with his girlfriend. Some of those pictures are of Jaden Smith’s tongue. Beware.