She should call Rachel.

dude.

It originally was Pennsyltucky (a combo of Pennsylvania and Kentucky referencing the backwoods part of southern PA that may as well be Kentucky) but everyone spelled it wrong when the show premiered so they gave up and changed it.

I was in a summer school french class years ago at UC Berkeley and a girl who was black became my default friend in the class. On the first day she asked if I wanted to get a smoothie after and then it kind of became our ritual. She and I clicked immediately and when she made a couple of jokes about white boys and I…

Swap out a couple titles here and there and this exact same post could be written about Beyonce, but I digress.

A first class ticket on Emirates is way nicer than the experience on most private jets, tbh.

When I saw this last night, I immediately thought of JLaw and Letterman.

Is it really that farfetched that a bunch of old drunks were beating each other up?

I think it’s great and kind of subversive to show the scaffolding that goes on under women’s outfits.

I find it hilarious that everyone is getting outrageously butthurt over this, but when someone writes this shit about yoga pants, everyone is suddenly on board with the body shaming “NO ONE SHOULD BE WEARING THAT” wagon.

That fake JL baby looks more like John Legend than the real baby JL.

you’re right, the takeaway should definitely be to leave an internet comment dismissing the imperfect and incidental value of capital transfer to the people in need of capital without proposing anything in its place. there’s value in being realistic and there’s no reason that tipping more (if you do this shit, which i…

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

Except that the original poster criticized the Israeli government, not Jewish people as a whole.

And yet Beyoncé is the only one on the list to dance in front of a feminist sign and capitalize on a pro-woman message to sell records. Hence why the internet is roasting her bejeweled ass today.

Believe it or not, it doesn’t actually have to be a competition. She looked beautiful, many other women also looked beautiful. The end.

But everyone literally does that every year, though. This gala is a forum for everyone who thinks they’re hot shit to try and one-up each other. No one gives a shit about the theme, but I wish they would. I wish Anna Wintour was standing at the door rejecting people who didn’t stick the theme. She would be like…

WHY WONT SHEER DRESSES DIE?!

Hmm, this is an Emperor’s New Clothes moment, is it not? I don’t get what we are celebrating with this article. Moving on.