But will you use punctuation?

I think it's okay to have a preference for dicks that are not small and further I don't really give a rat's what your penis thinks about small boobs or the fact that this was posted on Jez and there is no counterpart about gaping vaginas. Women are told by everyone and their mother both directly and indirectly that…

So a 7? Also prostitutes don't WANT to have sex with you. They HAVE to have sex with you. Services rendered and all that jazz.

as long as you're not faulting the little girl because she's not doing anything but going with the intense desire to move, shake, and dance.

I don't think he's pining for someone he loved when he was 14 I think he's really pining for the last time he was anything approaching relevant.

Jennifer Lawrence

I pulled this off Shutterstock, but if they are in fact french fries in a shawarma it's a perfect representation of middle eastern food done Pittsburgh-style, so it works.

I think I actually got a tear in my eye when I saw this last night. I get really emotional over 90s-era television, you guys.

Enh, imagine a guy telling a woman "I know you like receiving oral sex but I find your natural lubrication frightening/offputting so I never want to do it." I think she'd be well within her rights to feel her overall sexual enthusiasm wane, or express that this makes her feel unsexy.

I understand and respect that. At this point, I also think it doesn't have a lot to do with the reality of my relationship.

You have the patience of an internet saint.

All Allen cares about at this point is whether he can expense the hot dog he ate or not (no).

So his boyfriend can get over that but you can't? That's really weird.

are you for real? not caring is completely understandable. having gone through life literally not knowing there was more than one way to cook an egg is BAFFLING. the thing that is baffling is HE DIDN'T KNOW OTHER WAYS EXISTED, not that he didn't know how to do it himself.

The Daily Show has 4 female writers right now, more than any other late night show. They also have several female producers and staffers with feministy leanings.

Re: In The Weeds

I don't think people from any other profession—besides people working in an ER or a continuous war-zone—can understand this feeling. I've worked several types of jobs, and even at its most stressful, an office or retail emergency is nothing compared to the feeling of having 30 people at once rightfully…

I've heard that. But usually people who hate their spouses this much end up on a Dateline special. This option has less homicide, which is always a plus.

It's not about whether their precious snowflake benefits, it's about being decent to the other adults there. This isn't taking your kid to the drycleaners to pick up clothes with you, introducing them to shopkeepers in the neighborhood. This is disruptive, there's a difference. I have no idea why the aspirational…

I strongly disagree. Humans do not have an unqualified right to go anywhere they want. This is a very postmodern, irrational stance. Some parents are quite terrible at determining what is an appropriate venue for infants, to the detriment of those infants as well as the adults around them. Quite frankly, there are…

Allegheny County is the northernmost county in Appalachia. Altoona is in Blair County. Both suck, but at least Allegheny County has Pittsburgh.