I must say that I do admire your ability to give zero fucks and not even try to defend the shittiness of your writing. I mean, I respect the honesty of that rather than running around in circles trying to justify yourself with convoluted logic.

I’d call Jerry two-faced, but let’s be honest, he must be on this seventh or eighth face by now.

I hope you stay down here with me forever just due to this bullshit comment, friend

Do you personally know any Cowboys fans? It seems like all I hear from them is how every year is their year for a Super Bowl.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."