Only losing if you turned down others to use the same property. If I were ever in charge, I would start taxing the shit out of unused property when said property’s holder is “perceivably”* flush. Doesn’t make sense to hike taxes on vacant land/buildings and parking lots all the time, but for those who just buy…

A ‘96 Grand Marquis. I am pretty sure he is not my father let alone from this planet. 

Be a man, and tell her where you two are eating that evening. ;-) It is what I do. Then again, such a comment is probably why I am single. As soon as a woman becomes an indecisive barrier in doing something together and cannot get it together quickly during those moments, it is only a matter of time until I end it.

I know nothing about Italian rugby, but if it is like football (okay, soccer), then isn’t Serie A the highest level? And if so, WTF, why are they playing on what looks like either a suburban sports park or the grounds of a mid-level high school? Cannot be Serie A. Or Italian rugby whistles to its own tune and is…

Fuck all that noise, if I sense somebody’s words are only but a prelude to a fight and I cannot silence the alarms going off after introducing myself, say I am not looking for trouble (was a complete lie sometimes when I knew Mr. Big bit off more than he could chew), and trying to calm down the situation, I will ask…

With assigned seating, I have never understood why those at the back are not seated first. Have the airlines ever provided a rationale why they choose the most inefficient manner in their boarding procedures, or could someone provide why it is the way it is, first rows first with everybody after plowing into that…

Is he holding the tip? If yes, then no.

Yes. Something something boneless wingmen in a bar something something low blows that neuter boned wings.

Meanwhile, I still have one set of emoji and do not have time to pre-translate the emoji you will see. I got into a huge fight with a friend because she thought I was making fun of her because the emoji I was using most certainly was not anywhere close on her screen to what I intended. I am back to using all-text…

Okay, but is the resulting photo in B/W?!