I’d definitely watch soccer that doesn’t deny the great evolutionary advantage of opposable thumbs.

excuse me sir, don’t drag mouth-breathers into this

Seriously- my mom told me that people used to ask what was wrong with me. They usually got over it after they saw me eat.

At one point my kid was in the 90th percentile for height and the 10th percentile for weight. The doctor talked to us about it. I was like, yeah, he has access to food. He had four slices of pizza last night. He drinks whole milk. He’s just a skinny kid.

So, this one started out strong and just completely dissipated.

Endless Legend is an amazing game. I fully support anything that’ll get more people playing it.

I think there’s a meaningful difference between the sensationalist clickbait stories (which often focus more on the attackers and speculation about Why They Did It, or involve the repulsive practice of chasing down family members and shoving microphones in their face) and the simple “here is what friends and family…

Half Life 3 confirmed!!

didn’t play against black guys

Kerrati!!

Who the hell as a cat that will stay still for this? If I approached my cat with this thing in my mouth she would a) rake her razor claws across my eyes and then b) shoot from my grasp like a lightning bolt, never to be held again.

I tested positive for the medication Tamoxifen, which I was using on the advice of a physician for a medical condition resulting from surgery

Nintendo is the least of their problems. Nintendo, as all the other foreign companies, just follow regulation imposed by China.

D’antoni expressed interest in a young team with a lot of cap room, and it doesn’t take a scientist to tell you that the Rockets give you the best chance of getting into space.

But she literally got handcuffed for trying to talk over the judge.

You get invited to ALL the parties, don’t you? Admit it.

Old, too difficult to train pilots for them, too many lost, 90% of their mission roles could be replaced by satellites, fiendishly expensive to operate for every flying hour - and they were no longer considered to be safe from air-to-air missiles should they be around live fire.

This is a stupid diatribe made by a self-invested young writer who hates how much time he spends on Twitter and obsessively following strangers so he just takes it out on those strangers. Please, dude. Could you make a lazier #hottake?

Drew, you are not part of the Heads Up Football program simply by completing the online course. There are numerous steps before you would reach that point, including:

NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE Asking if it's a "slow news day" is a surefire way to get a nunchuck lodged in your meatus. It is neither clever, funny, smart, nor does it add anything of value to the conversation here. It is gratuitous pissing on the post to hear yourself talk.