I think there is a marked difference between talking a picture as a reminder of a place you have visited and appreciate and taking a selfie at said place. The difference being that in a selfie - you are the focus of the photo and intent of the picture.

I started my morning with a fake masturbation video.

Always know the photo policies in any space you’re in. Most of the time it’s OK. Sometimes it isn’t. If it isn’t, don’t be “that guy.” Especially if you’re American... don’t be the Ugly American. Be the cool American who people are glad to see.

When I got my coaching job at a large state school, I kept my personal cell phone. Everyone other coach in the department used their work cell as their personal cell, and I could never understand why. Do these people not understand that any Joe Schmo off the street can make a FOIA request? To everyone else, I was an…

Thank God Fox News kept telling us that we could get our gyno visits done at elementary schools and Walgreens so there’s no need for these people anymore!

xD I still have most of it memorized. Drives the kids totally nuts. I’ll randomly look at ‘em and go “What’s gonna work?!”

See also: Ryan, Paul

Shame he didn’t spend anything on not being a wifebeating cunt.

IMO, talk is cheap. Enjoy your awesome boyfriend.

it is possible, i promise you :) don’t give up!

Who said this “I don’t give a fuck about being cool” ?

If John McCain has brain cancer, then what will the rest of the GOP be diagnosed with?

Nobody does a better job of diagramming how to eat better than John Madden.

She’s a shitty person, he’s a criminally shitty person.

So we all are in agreement? Revenge porn is a shitty, illegal, violating thing to do. Abusers should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Anyone who toys with someone’s emotions for fun and profit is a horrible person. My takeaway: I wouldn’t want to know any of these people; they are all gross and…

A girl running laps, naked, with a chain on her neck apologizing for not “performing” is not fucking strange but not contacting your parents is? What kind of dumb fuckery is that?! This...person is “claiming” she knew of one girl who began a relationship as child and that wasn’t fucked up enough? Suddenly, after what…

I feel like destroying western civilization after watching this turd muncher on camera.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.