Maybe she had a Groupon.

10/10 would still fuck. I’m not sorry.

Yeah that ring ain’t coming back.

I hope Hayden Christensen is available to play a young Scalia then.

Robe One?

Good for Mindy. I’ve always admired January Jones for keeping her son’s father private. While rampantly speculating on his identity, of course (cough cough Matthew Vaughn).

Only 45% of Trump supporters believe that Don Jr. attended that meeting with the Russian lawyer for dirt on Clinton. Something he himself openly confirmed.

I’m fat, tall (for a woman) and for work I’m required to fly coach (and I don’t make enough to afford upgrades, nor do I fly often enough to be eligible for upgrades). I try to always purchase the aisle seat so I can somewhat “lean” into the aisle to buy my row mates extra space.

Big Costume making sure they keep the milliner grift going.

Have you considered not being a dick to random people on the internet? Just a thought. I don’t think there was anything PASSIVE in what I did, to be honest. You want to get aggressive and take my space? I’ll get aggressive and take it back. Flying is shitty enough already. I should have used my words, but I fucking…

“Excuse me?”

Owen “the prep school rapist” Labrie knows what up.

That is SOP for all criminal defense attorney, irrespective of race. You are a white meth-head on trial, cut your hair and wear a long sleeve collared shirt and tie to cover up the tattoo sleeves and neck tattoos. If there is any media in the case, only show pictures from your mom when you were a young man and…

Oh, I would not be surprised if he was told that. I am absolutely assuming that he’s saying some of that because he’s been on the receiving end of the same advice.

I’ve said it before on LH, and I’ll say it again—what on earth is wrong with some of you? Have some respect for your fellow humans and move your legs when someone is trying to sit down. Have some situational awareness. You think I enjoy being wedged in with your giant legs? I know you can’t help being a person who…

I swear I’ve read somewhere that when Vick was on trial, pretty much the first thing his attorneys told him to do was to lose the cornrows. Maybe Vick is merely using his own experience and clumsily applying it to Kap’s.

I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

A flippant article about manspreaders (who are assholes by definition) and no mention of the nuclear option of smacking them in the dick with a hammer?