Huh. So, let’s see here...

Are you a stranger working out at the gym next to a woman minding her own business? In my case, the guy asked me “How’d you get them biceps?” I answered, “Bench pressing my husband.” The silence was deafening.

Well if everything is going to kill me I’m going full out Ben and Jerry’s :)

The only acceptable outcome.

*kills black person because they’re black

Hooooooo BURN!! :D Goddamn, that girl knows how to tweet some quiet napalm. Yes, Donnie— SHE knew that healthcare could be this complicated, that’s who.

Yes. Basically, setting aside the actualities of the bill, one of the major problems the Repubs are having is that they two groups who have pretty much completely opposing desires for the bill so everytime they try and satisfy one end, they lose votes on the other.

Seriously, Mitch has dug this shit bill out of the garbage so many times there’s still a half eaten banana stuck to it.

It’s GoT gif week. (Yeah, I made that up, but idc.) I thought I was done celebrating today, but this article came along.

The so called pro-life crowd remains silent while this bill guts the very program that pays for half of US births, HALF of ALL births in the country. Medicaid pays for half of births and whatever prenatal care those mothers and fetuses get and for up to a year of those babies healthcare after birth.

They actually don’t all hate Planned Parenthood, which is kind of a problem for them (though it’s been overlooked so far since the bill has so many other problems). There are two Republican Senators that support Planned Parenthood and several more that don’t want to pair defunding PP with their tax cut— I mean, their…

God they’re vile.

They control every branch of Govt yet this Adm is so inept it can’t even manage to defund PP which is an agency they all hate.

I’m fucking dying that that correction is real life. Who says journalism is dead?

I would add a bit more advice for those ON the gluten free diet when not suffering from Celiacs. That they TOO should not be dicks and force everyone around them to comply with their perceived sensitivity. I coached kids sports and have had a couple parents make a point their child is gluten sensitive. Ok, fine, I’ll…

She’s already incredible.

I used to be kind of skeptical about people that claimed they had glucose allergies until I met someone who had suffered from it intensely. We had just made it through a 6 month training program for a new job together and we were being treated by our new manager at a relatively nice restaurant. Even though the food…

I have a ton of men’s t-shirts simply because I like having GODDAMN SLEEVES.

Yeah, I wasn’t being gender fluid when I bought those men’s khakis from the Gap that time. I was just having a big butt and being cheap because they were on sale.