I think that joke is pretty much a textbook Dad joke, which, at long last, George gets to make.

Perhaps my outrage meter is improperly calibrated. I thought the joke was that Amal is an amazing super hero and she handled the birth like a champ and George - not a strong amazing woman - is a basket case.

My (German) grandfather firmly believed that you must eat pickled herring, preferably the creamed pickled herring, on New Years Eve for good luck. I never have, which is maybe why my life sucks, but maybe I would have had better luck being born into a family with non-disgusting NYE food traditions like black-eyed peas…

 “I don’t know what the fuck we talk about!“

Oh please. But those sick fucking parents have been saying he’s the victim since the beginning. Remember when they were interviewed by Megyn Kelly and they were really hammering that is wasn’t that big of a deal because it wasn’t rape and he touched them over their clothes. And then they went on about how it was only…

Hmmm I’m no lawyer, but I don’t think Josh’s “stop hitting yourself” defense will stand up in court.

Translation: he’s having trouble finding work.

have subjected him to exposure only in an intensely negative light for actions he engaged in as an indiscreet youth and that will continue to haunt him and cause him financial and emotional injury for the rest of his life.

“The problem is that nobody cares about my boner!” he whined.

I am a big fan of the Push-Up, probably because it’s always so long in between me actually thinking to look for them in the store.

agree with every thing you said. I am glad someone else uncomfortably sort of agreed with what he was saying there. Like yea dude we totally need to show people there are millions of opportunities and provide paths to achieving those opportunities. But part of that is making sure you have a roof over your head and…

A lot of times if you go to a disadvantaged neighborhood, you ask the kids, ‘What do you want to do when you grow up?’ You get about five different answers. But there’s a thousand. We need to show people the other 995 and how you get there.

Guess you could say his rescuing skills are en pointe.

Is there a photo of the ballet angel?! I am picturing his perfect posture as he jetéed onto the subway platform again.

‘none other than the uncle of her brother Ray J’s ex-girlfriend, Kim Kardashian. ‘

I agree with you in theory, but I’m still kinda cackling at “...get on a fucking plane and play your tunes for the kids you sad fuck”

IMO their only redeeming quality is that they seem to detest each other as much as I detest their music. One word: Wonderwall.

You’d never expect that those 2 brothers wrote a song called “Don’t Look Back in Anger”

When I was growing up, it was the IRA. My first job we were told how to deal with a bomb threat or suspicious packages in the mall where I worked. There will always be people who think it achieves something to kill a bunch of people, other than make everyone who is left really pissed at them.